Lying to Yourself Works Sometimes


Ah, sweet Procrastination. The curse cast on every student in the education system, both young and old. Why do today what you can do tomorrow? I have not yet heard of any legendary heroes escaping the curse fully. Is there one set way to break it? I highly doubt it. However, I may have found a way that can at least keep it at bay for as long as needed. What is this magical method you speak of, you ask? It’s very simple: the Illusion of Productivity.


Jealousy Can Buzz Off


It has happened to the best of us. You think you’ve finally found a good friend, and then that friend goes off and does fun stuff with someone that isn’t you. Who do they think they are? Everyone feels jealous every now and again, but it’s important to realise that whoever you’re jealous off is not at fault. I believe it is no coincidence that jealousy is associated with the colour green, which on its own is associated with feeling sick. By association, jealousy is similar to being sick.*